Fancy Your Own Italian Village?

The Alpine village of Borgata Calsazio it up for sale and the knock down price of 300,000 Euros. The catch is that the owner has to restore all those crumbling historic houses -- but come on, don't you want your own village? You could style yourself Lord of Borgata Calsazio, or maybe just The Borgata. You could get a crest to fly on your personal flag and a coat of arms to emblazon on the side of your state car. You could offer discount rent to anyone who would address you as My Lord, and enact lots of strange rules like a ban on parakeets. The possibilities are endless!