Oh, the Strangeness of it All

If this is a hoax, it is a very elaborate one. But what else is one to make of this advertisement for the Conspira-Sea Cruise?

Our “Conspira-Sea Cruise and Seminar-at-Sea” takes place right on our luxury cruise ship during our seven-day cruise, in conference rooms on the ship, and during our port calls in Mexico.

During this incredible, mind-blowing, truth-telling, spiritually enriching event, we will do our best to uncover the truth about things conspiratorial, including:

GMOs, Monsanto, bee colony collapse, ecology, global warming, climate change, fracking, HIV, autism, big pharma, medical suppression, vaccinations, flouridation, political corruption, government corruption, forbidden archeology, forbidden religion, Federal Reserve, truth about money, World Bank, IRS, strawman, property title, admiralty law, martial law, Bohemian Grove, Skull and Bones, JFK, cover-ups, September 11, Star Wars agenda, nuclear plants, chemtrails, HAARP, crop circles, IRS, MK-Ultra, Fukashima, NASA, NSA, Bilderbergs, sustainability, military industrial complex, pentagon, Waco, Malaysia 370, Pan Am 103, TWA 800, Gulf Oil Spill, Halliburton, Obama, Ruby Ridge, OK City, Vatican, New World Order, false flags, Montauk, privacy, surveillance, Area 51, Dulce, Project Rainbow, Nazi Bell, Vrill, U.S.S. Eldridge, Iron Mountain, psyops, population mangement, subliminal ads, Nibiru / Planet X, Cointel Pro, technology suppression, entity possession, electoral fraud, identity chips, 2nd amendment, and so much more.

Plus we will explore how to heal ourselves and others, and to attain self-mastery and greater integrity through:

Spirituality, meditation, affirmation, prayer, yoga, manifestation, self-development, holistic health, alternative lifestyles, organic foods, healthy living, wellness, self-sufficiency, prosperity, sustainability, freedom, human rights, discernment, wisdom, awakening, longevity, inner guidance, and inner peace.

The purpose of this cruise is NOT about being a victim of conspiracies. It is about taking back our power from corrupt and greedy institutions, attaining true self-authority, and realizing our genuine Self behind the masks. It is about discovering the truth, taking command of our lives, and attaining genuine inner realization.

This cruise will not only uncover the lies. It will show us the truth. As we dispell the darkness, and shine the light of wisdom, we enter the true light of consciousness. . . .

Wow. And more:

Included FREE When You Register

• Seminar-at-sea with renowned researchers and investigators

• Information not found in mainstream media or Internet

• Exercises to heal yourself and gain greater inner strength

• Practical ways to survive and thrive in a time of uncertainty

• Aha moments as the truth is revealed

• Spiritual experiences, rituals, and healing

• Starwatch with night-vision goggles

• Yoga instruction with an expert teacher

The thing is so mad, I'm tempted to sign up. Maybe I could get the Skeptical Inquirer to pay my fare if I gave them an exclusive article.

I couldn't resist this little tidbit from the Divine Travels home page. Finally, the homepage for Divine Revelation.

And this from a commenter on Reddit:

If you were a conspiracy theorist...that truly believed all those conspiracies....why would you get on a boat with all the other conspiracy theorists? Wouldn't you be afraid the CIA would sink it in the middle of the ocean with no witnesses?

Good question.