They're Listening

I was sitting on the train yesterday, pulling out of Union Station, when the man sitting next to me burst into raucous laughter. I glanced at him and he held up his phone for me to see. It was the "available wireless networks" page, and the first network on the list was named

FBI Surveillance Van

He said, "You'd think they would name it something else." I thought, I think I'll rename my home network FBI Surveillance Van and freak out all my neighbors.