The Knife

One of the teenagers who hangs around my house left a knife catalog in my dining room. I glanced through it the other day, marveling at the astonishing range of knives one can buy. One struck my eye, a thing called the Executive Bowie Knife.

This made me wonder: what is an Executive Bowie Knife? And what is it for?

This meeting has gone on long enough!

That's the last time you'll ever spread rumors about my golf game.

No, you'll do the job for the price we agreed on, with the added work, or you'll be talking to my friend here.

If I ever hear the words "Six Sigma" again. . . .

Stimson, only one of us can be vice president, and I don't plan to lose.