Obama vs. Trump

From the White House Correspondents' dinner:

Donald Trump is here tonight. Now, I know that he’s taken some flak lately, but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate to rest than The Donald. Now he can get to focusing on the issues that matter. Like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened at Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?

All kidding aside, we all know about your credentials and experience. In “Celebrity Apprentice,” the men’s cooking team did not impress the judges from Omaha steaks. And so ultimately, you didn’t blame Lil Jon or Meat Loaf. You recognized that this was a lack of leadership, so you fired Gary Busey. These are the kinds of decisions that would keep me up at night. Well-handled, sir. Well-handled.

You can watch the whole speech here; love the opening bit about his birth video.